Description[]
Lori, also known as Lory, is an enemy from Dashie's past. Everytime Lori's name appears or is said, Dashie would react the same way he would to Tina. He would breathe heavily and say her name slowly, in a dramatic fashion. Also like Tina, she is potrayed to be an ex girlfriend.
Origin[]
Lori was first metnioned in the Guts and Glory episode I CAN'T STOP DANCING AND FREESTYLING TO THIS SH#T!! [NEW LEVELS!] [GUTS AND GLORY] at 1:58. In it, Dashie raps about her, and after that, the name stuck. Lyrics:
Yo, Guts and Glory
F**k that b***h, Lori
(Breathes heavily)
Lori
Okay, let me tell y'all 'bout the story
Here we go
I met this b***h
This b***h was a b***h
This b***h was a witch
I told her a*s to make me a f**king sandwich
She said, "No, h*e!"
I said, "That's okay,"
"Can you at least get me a glass of O-Jay?"
She lied, "No motherf**ker, I ain't making you s**t!"
"B***h, hold up! I'm just taking a s**t,"
"Where the toilet paper at!?"
She said, "We ain't got none!"
That's f**ked up!
That's where I punch this b***h and where I got arrested.
An image Dashie tweeted saying "She Found Me".