"If I looked more like you, I could run a different sort of business. Heh heh heh..." - Poe Salesman, Ocarina of Time

Link is the main protagonist of The Legend of Zelda video game series.

Vital statistics
Position Homie, protagonist
Age Varies
Status Alive
Physical attributes
Height Varies
Weight Varies


Link(aka link pretty ass) is a name shared by many different individuals, some of them are blood related, others are not. All Links have a few things in common: they all have the Spirit of the Hero and they are hylian men, usually between 10-17 years of age. They also look much alike each other.


Link is an excellent swordsman, and is also skilled with other weapons, such as Boomerangs, Bows and a Grappling Hook. Link is also in great physical shape, as he can do backflips with ease and has beaten far larger opponents in Sumo wrestling. Mario Kart 8 depicts Link as a proficient kart driver.

Relevance to the Dashie Universe

Dashie is a fan of The Legend of Zelda series, and with Link being the main protagonist, he is very fond of Link. Link himself may be the reason Dashie is a fan of the series. Dashie is not afraid to call Link pretty, and considers him a homie.

In one Mario Kart 8 gameplay, named LINK F#%KING BETRAYED ME!!! [MARIO KART 8], at the very end of the first race, Link drops a banana peel on front of Dashie. Dashie hits the banana peel and causes him to end up in fourth place. in the gameplay he proves to be a "problem", a title usually reserved for characters like Donkey Kong. Dashie has forgiven Link for the action.



  • Link has his own stage in Mario Kart 8, Hyrule Circuit. The Coins in the stage have been replaced by Rupees.